HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS
March 13, 2006
I miss Jaquay’s poems
And this haiku site linked us
So I haiku* too
About why this film
Caused me to lose my damn lunch
And not in 10 days
Ordinary Kate
Is a manufactured star
I want Hawn’s spawn gone
With more make-up than
The Ultimate Warrior
She’s still plain, can’t act
Based on a novel?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
The bionic man
Had more original parts
Than this piece of shit
Why is everything
Marketed towards women
always vacuous?
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