DVD Extras

I didn’t stick around to find out. I was so tired after the beating
I had given myself I could barely finish the movie. Thank God I didn’t
see this in the theater.

Ruthless Ratings

• Film, Overall – 5 ( Angelina Overall – 9)
• DVD Extras – n/a
• Story – 2
• Acting – 5 Direction – 3 (Sex Direction – 7) Anal Sex Direction – 10

Ruthless Reviews Special Ratings

• Number of times movie was paused to do something else – 16.
• Number of times you found yourself enjoying the movie – Quite
  often. I really liked whenever Penn was on screen, but you already knew
  that.
• Number of boxes of Kleenex used – 1.5.
• Number of times lube was dropped- 4.
• Number of times you imagined the director snickering to
  himself – When Antonio’s ass crack was on the view finder for five
  minutes.
• Number of times you thought about getting a leather trench
  coat – Once, when I realized that if they made a sequel to this movie I
  would have to stroke in public.
• Number of times you yelled at the TV what a bad actor Antonio
  is – None, but I yelled at him enough, things like ” switch to reverse
  cowgirl so I can see some hardcore you idiot!”