Julia Bond in SFW shot from a better movie.
At 86 minutes long, Wet, Detailed and Nailed features six car-wash hotties treating their customers to the Deluxe Wash for an organization called the “Naked Lady Charity” (those AIDS patients should have just tried to be a little sexier).
Courtney and Alektra kick off Scene 1 by sucking Lee’s dick like they’re caught in a bear trap and he’s cumming laughing gas. The position I admired most was when Lee picked up Alektra and began bouncing her up and down on his dick while Courtney licked his balls, thereby effectively bouncing Alektra’s ass off Courtney’s face. It was like a move you’d see in a WWE tag team match only slightly less sexually suggestive.
Scene 2: Gabriella Banks takes a cock well, but she missed a couple spots on her customers’ Ram 1500. After putting forth such shoddy workmanship, she’s lucky they still had the courtesy to pummel her love-hole. Gabriella puts forth a spirited performance, although those beef curtains indicate she may be close to retirement—it’s kind of like watching Michael Jordan hobble around the court with a swollen knee for the Washington Wizards.
In Scene 3, Trina Michaels takes a throatfucking so well that you wonder if she ever even bothered to chew her food in the first place. She then enjoys a spit-roast and DP, and we are briefly treated to a close up of her being sphincter-slammed. Now, you may be wondering “Is it TOO close?” and my response would be “No such thing.” You could show me a microscopic image of her rectal cells playing Slip N’ Slide in the lube and I would still accuse you of trying to keep it Cinemax-friendly.
Scene 4: Julia Bond may not give the most aggressive head, but with that face she could be reading Mein Kampf to me and I would still cum. The scene is a tad short—it only features a brief doggy, reverse cowgirl and spoon—and I know when I see a girl as hot as Julia, I want 60 hours of her nailed in positions that would make the Kama Sutra look like See Spot Run, sodomized with every fruit and vegetable known to man, and doused with enough baby-batter to fill a swimming pool…But maybe I’m just being old-fashioned.
Scene 5: With blonde hair, gigantic tits and long, sexy legs, Nadia Hilton is the kind of chick God would fuck if he wasn’t impotent. Nadia takes it missionary, reverse cowgirl and spoon before taking a load so massive she looks like a finalist on Double Dare.
Wet, Detailed and Nailed eased the pain from being Maced every time I ever asked the local cheerleading team for a “Deluxe Wash”, and for that I award it three and a half empty Vaseline jars out of four. Its release will surely go down in history as the first time anyone ever associated sexual thoughts with a charity car wash.
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