MATT CALE

It is Our Pleasure to be Associated
With the Meanest Son-of-a-Bitch
West of Baltimore

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin."
—H. L. Mencken

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Movies: 5x2 10 To Midnight 13 Going On 30 21 Grams The 40 Year Old Virgin 50 First Dates The ABC of Sex Education for Trainables Adaptation Aileen Airport Airport 1975 Alone in the Dark America's Heart & Soul The Americanization of Emily The Amityville Horror (2005) Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid Assassination The Assassination of Richard Nixon Assault on Precint 13 (2005) The Aviator Baadasssss! Bad Santa The Bad Seed The Ballad of Jack and Rose Barry Lyndon Before Sunset Being Ron Jeremy Being There Beyond the Sea The Big Bounce Big Fish Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Boogeyman Born into Brothels A Boy's Life Breakin' It: A Story of Virgins Broken Flowers The Brown Bunny Bruce Almighty Burden of Dreams Bubble Bush Family Fortunes Cabin Fever California Split Carnal Knowledge Catwoman Chicago Christmas With The Kranks Cinderella Man Cinemania Closer Club Dread Cocktail Cold Mountain The Company The Constant Gardener The Corporation Crash Cursed Cyborg Darkness Darwin's Nightmare Dawn of the Dead (2004) The Day After Tomorrow Day of the Dead A Day Without A Mexican Days of Thunder Deadline Death Before Dishonor Death Wish 3 The Decline of the American Empire The Deer Hunter 2003 Denver International Film Festival 2004 Denver International Film Festival 2005 Denver International Film Festival Derailed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo The Devil's Rejects Dirty Love Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Dolores Claiborne Doom Generation Dr. Strangelove Duel in the Sun The Dukes of Hazzard The Dreamers El Topo Elektra Elizabethtown Enron Envy Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Exorcism of Emily Rose Fahrenheit 9/11 Fantastic Four Fat Girl Fever Pitch Finding Nemo Finding Neverland Firewalker Flight of the Intruder Forbidden Games The Fuck America Triology Garden State George W. Bush: Faith in the White House Glengarry Glen Ross Godzilla (1954) Going in Style Going Upriver Gone Good Night, and Good Luck The Grudge Halloween III: Season of the Witch The Hanoi Hilton Happiness Hardcore Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Heartbreak Ridge Herbie: Fully Loaded Hidden In Plain Sight Hide and Seek The Hills Have Eyes (2006) A History of Violence I Heart Huckabees Home of the Brave Hostel Hotel Rwanda House of Wax Hud In America In Praise of Love Inherit the Wind Inside Deep Throat Is It True What They Say About Ann? Jarhead Jersey Girl Johnson Family Vacation Junebug Kagemusha Kickboxer Kickboxer 2: The Road Back Kill Bill Vol. 1 Kill Bill Vol. 2 The King of Comedy Kurosawa Land of the Dead The Last Boy Scout Last Days Latin Spring Break Lethal Weapon Liberty Bound The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Little Big Man Little Nicky Lock Up The Longest Yard The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra Lord of War A Lot Like Love Ma Mème Man of the House March of the Penguins Maria Full of Grace The Master of Disguise Me and You and Everyone We Know Mean Creek Mean Girls Meet the Fockers Melinda and Melinda Men in Black II Metal: A Headbanger's Journey Million Dollar Baby The Misanthrope's Guide to Classic Cinema Missing in Action Missing in Action 2 Missing in Action 3 Monster Monster-in-Law Moolaadé The Mother Mr. Deeds Munich Murderball Murphy's Law My Baby's Daddy Mysterious Skin Napoleon Dynamite National Security National Treasure The Navigators Never Die Alone New York Minute Night of the Living Dead No Dead Heroes North Country The Notorious Bettie Page Los Olvidados Once Upon a Time in the West Onibaba Open Water Orwell Rolls in His Grave Out-Foxed The Passion of the Christ Patton The Passenger The Pawnbroker The Phantom of Liberty The Phantom of the Opera Point Blank The Poseidon Adventure Proof Prozac Nation The Punisher (2004) The Quiet Man Quills The R.M. Radio Raise Your Voice Ray The Real Cancun Red Red Dawn Rent Ringers Rocky 3 Rocky 5 Romance 2005 Santa Fe Film Festival Sahara Saraband Saved! Saw Saw II Scenes From a Marriage Secret Honor The Sea Inside Seabiscuit Seed of Chucky Sex: The Annabel Chong Story Sharky's Machine Shaun of the Dead Silver City Sin City Slither Songs From the Second Floor Soul Plane Spanglish The Squid and the Whale Strait-Jacket Super Size Me Superfly Surviving Christmas Syriana Team America: World Police Telluride 2003 Film Festival Telluride 2004 Film Festival Telluride 2005 The Terminal The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) The Thin Man Time of the Wolf Top Gun Touching the Void Toy Soldiers Twisted Unconstitutional Undertow United 93 Up For Grabs The Upside of Anger Vera Drake The Village War of the Worlds We Don't Live Here Anymore What the #$*! Do We Know!? White Noise Wisconsin Death Trip Without a Paddle Wolf Creek Wrong Turn The Yes Men		Monthly Features DVD Club Shithouse Cinema The Unsung Lists: 10 Best Films of 2005 10 Worst Films of 2005 5 Best Books of 2004 10 Best Films of 2004 10 Worst Films of 2004 The Best Film Ever Made About... 10 Biggest Pricks in American Political History 20 Most Ruthless Performances of All Time 10 Worst Films of All Time Matt Cale's Guide to High School Metal Matt Cale's Spring Cleaning (DEATH!!!) Ten Best Films of 2003 Ten Worst Films of 2003 Five Best Books of 2003 Ten Celebrities Who Should Die Books: 5 Great Books About Movies America (The Book)--The Daily Show/John Stewart Assassination Vacation Chronicles, Vol. 1--Bob Dylan We Need To Talk About Kevin--Lionel Shriver Sex, Lies & Politics--Larry Flynt Bushwomen--Laura Flanders Down and Dirty Pictures--Peter Biskind Freethinkers--Susan Jacoby Goat: A Memoir--Brad Lang The Great Influenza--John M. Barry Hollywood, Interupted--Breitbart & Ebner John Adams--David McCullough Killing Yourself to Live--Chuck Klosterman Little Children--Tom Perrotta The Plot Against America--Philip Roth Slander--Ann Coulter A Second Mencken Chrestomathy--H.L. Superstud: Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin A Travel Guide To Heaven--Anthony DeStefano Worse Than Watergate--John Dean Rants: Dodge Durango A Year of Scoundrels Saddam For President Greasing the Treads of America's Tanks Kill Pat Robertson 2005 Great American Beer Festival Moms of the World: Get Fucked! The Biggest Lie Of Them All Matt Cale & the Youth Vote Texas: America's Asshole Matt Cale Wants To Ban Words & Phrases Where Have All The Liberals Gone? Marlon Brando 1924-2004 Fuck the American Media Why I Love Bill Clinton's Penis Reagan In His Own Words Summer Rage Consenting Adults/Gay Marriage Raping Nuns Is Art Our Gay, Gay, Gay Military Where Have All The Klebolds Gone? Onward Christian Psychos! Harry Knowles: Public Enemy #1 Roast Sean Hannity Alive! Die Ralph Nader NASCAR Dads Suck What the Fuck was Oscar Thinking? Year-End Celebrity Death List Fuck the Troops Reagan Must Die Partial-Bullshit Abortion Idiots/America/Movies Oscar's Biggest Mistakes Matt Forgives Polanski Charles Bronson R.I.P. TV: 30 Days The Apprentice Blue Collar TV Britney and Kevin: Chaotic Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Freaks & Geeks The Jesus Factor Life Goes On The Littlest Groom MTV's Rich Girls The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour The Office Reno 911! Revelations Survivor: Amazon Survivor: Pearl Islands Totally Indefensible Television The Worst Jobs in the World

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While heartless Matt Cale still has guilty pleasures.

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