After the apocalypse, even robots are retarded.

Articulate confusion and clarified rage.

David Attenborough does no wrong.

It is far more difficult to actually kill yourself than you would think.

Technically, it isn’t necrophilia if she is a zombie.

Napoleon would have been impressed.

As lithe and fierce as a tiger, this one.

We caught the gay from Barney Frank.

Who said we ever grow up?

A camera and a pair of titanium balls.