THE THREE STOOGES

No need to dignify this with a review.

JOHN CARTER

The froggy doggy is the only good part. The rest is shit.

ELITE SQUAD: THE ENEMY WITHIN

In this one, the loose cannon is the stupid chief.

THIS MEANS WAR

Exuberant gay sex.

SAFE HOUSE

This just in: our government is corrupt.

NOTHING SACRED

We agree to the lie because it’s more fun that way.

CHRONICLE

Dude, with great, like power, brah, comes, you know, stuff.

THE INDEFENSIBLE – THE HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS

The greatest generation deserved that flaming bag of dogshit.

LET JOY REIGN SUPREME

Misery, desperation, and crime are welcome here.

RED TAILS

So bad that you root for the Nazis.