Fuck Chevron.

Sort of like Cloverfield, only good.

A welcome antidote to the exploding tits of summer.

First-person horror done right.

Lesser Mike Judge material is still better than everything else in theaters.

Nothing to burn but the intellectuals…

The best film of 2009 is here to KILL SHIT.

Polanski has warned you – don’t buy the loaf.

This can’t be happening.

Give your Blu-ray player some heavy lifting.