I don’t give a shit: The Motion Picture

Still hot in her late 60s.

Life is a series of lethal gambits on the Masai Mara.

The only way to watch halfway decent films in the Midwest.

So entertaining it makes a place as fucked as Kinshasa look like Vegas.

All hail our Dear Leader as he rains a pool of blood and fire on our enemies.

Women can’t play violin.

Responsible parenting begins in the isolated bunker.

It is not possible to use a phrase as awesome as ‘troll hunter’ too often.

Pain has always been an industry – it has only grown more sophisticated.