The nineties was the last great decade for movies. Here we had the likes of Goodfellas, Unforgiven, Pulp Fiction, Thelma and Louise, Fargo, Se7en, Silence of the Lambs and Schindler’s List while (as detailed below) those Limey bastards also coughed up a good few belters. Yes, terrific movies still get made post-2000 (e.g. Requiem for […]
Starring debuts #10: Bo Derek in 10 (1979)
January 1, 2022 by
Film Title
10Synopsis
A middle-aged man risks everything by pursuing a new bride
Director
Blake EdwardsCast
Dudley Moore
Julie Andrews
Bo Derek
Robert Webber
Brian Dennehy
Dee Wallace
Bo Derek is actually rated a Spinal Tap-esque 11 in this successful sex comedy but that still might be underscoring her. She looks sensational here and it’s not hard to see why George Webber (Moore) gets hit by an Apollonian thunderbolt as he mundanely waits in his open top Roller at a Californian stop sign. […]
Blaxploitation #6: The Black Gestapo (1975)
December 29, 2021 by
Film Title
Black GestapoSynopsis
Don’t be silly/Be a Smarty/Come and join/The black Nazi Party
Director
Lee FrostCast
Rod Perry
Charles P. Robinson
Phil Hoover
Wes Bishop
Ed Cross
Angela Brent
What the hell are these cats up to? Rape and castration, mainly. General Ahmed (Perry) has started an inner-city People’s Army in south LA to improve everyday black life and tackle pressing issues like drug addiction. However, he runs into big trouble with the Mob, leading him to grant permission for his deputy Colonel Kojah […]
Starring debuts #9: John Amplas in Martin (1978)
December 28, 2021 by
Film Title
MartinSynopsis
A serial killer tries to work through an identity crisis
Director
John RomeroCast
John Amplas
Lincoln Maazel
Christine Forrest
Elyane Nadeau
Tom Savini
Martin on the hunt with a syringe clamped between his teeth is one of the great sights of 70s horror. We know he’s a serial killer, but is he a vampire? As played by the superb Amplas, we never get a telling answer. The movie continually toys with conventions and expectations so that facts and […]
Blaxploitation #5: Three the Hard Way (1974)
December 27, 2021 by
Film Title
Three The Hard WaySynopsis
White supremacy, black coolness and red berets
Director
Gordon Parks Jr.Cast
Fred Williamson
Jim Brown
Jim Kelly
Jay Robinson
Sheila Frazier
What the hell are these cats up to? After watching this mess, I only have the vaguest of ideas. I think there are three black dudes (Williamson, Brown and Kelly), who somehow know each other, and they team up to tackle a white supremacist’s genocidal plan to poison the water supply so that only the […]
Pliers, Pussies & the Enduring Class of John Vernon
December 26, 2021 by
In the flat blaxploitation parody I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, baddie John Vernon prickles at the insinuation that playing an exploitation villain is beneath him. “Lots of famous people have done exploitation movies,” he tells the hero before listing the likes of Shelley Winters and Angie Dickinson. OK, mate, fair point, but I doubt you […]
Starring debuts #8: Alan Rickman in Die Hard (1988)
December 21, 2021 by
Film Title
Die HardSynopsis
A bare-footed, vest-wearing cop takes on a group of crack terrorists
Director
John McTiermanCast
Bruce Willis
Alan Rickman
Bonnie Bedelia
Reginald VelJohnson
Alexander Godunov
You know Alan Rickman’s done his job remarkably well in Die Hard when he plunges to his death from a high-rise building and we feel a bit sad. Unlike Kong, it wasn’t beauty that killed the charismatic beast, but a combination of old-fashioned greed and sheer bad luck. Rickman plays Hans Gruber, a debonair German […]
Blaxploitation #4: Boss Nigger (1975)
December 21, 2021 by
Film Title
Boss NiggerSynopsis
Blazing Saddles pretty much played straight
Director
Jack ArnoldCast
Fred Williamson
D'Urville Martin
R.G. Armstrong
William Smith
Carmen Hayworth
Barbara Leigh
What the hell are these cats up to? Two fearsome bounty hunters Boss (Williamson) and Amos (Martin), who kill up to five outlaws at a time, take a break from their day job to forcibly outwit the piss-weak, double-dealing mayor of San Miguel and become the law. As you can imagine, the vast majority of […]
Cruising For A Few Good Movies
December 19, 2021 by
In the atrocious Interview with the Vampire the effete Tom Cruise tells his supernatural buddy Brad Pitt: “Life without me would be even more unbearable.” Well, kids, whaddya reckon? Is Our Tom telling the truth? Can you imagine your existence sans Maverick or never having witnessed all those heroic dashes with his choppy hands? No […]
Starring debuts #7: Richard E. Grant in Withnail and I (1987)
December 14, 2021 by
Big-budget action maestro Michael Bay could probably learn a thing or two from Withnail. Namely, that if you get the characterization and dialogue right, you don’t need any explosions or mayhem to make a great movie. After all, what does the titular character accomplish during the 107 minutes of this cult classic? He tries to […]
