Moneyball Review

Life is more about dealing with failure than success. In spite of popular tropes about winning at all costs and nice guys finishing last, even the most competitive and skilled in any high risk profession fall flat on their face now and again and over again. For every success story we are subjected to there […]

DICK’S DECADE OF SPORTS

The sports stories of the decade.

ANDRE AGASSI IS MY NEW HERO

Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.

2009 FUCK THE YANKEES PLAYOFF PREVIEW

Fucking Yankees

REQUIEM FOR STEVE McNAIR

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.

Bud Selig’s Career of Mendacity and Greed

Your tax dollars at work

YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

AUTOPSY REPORT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.

I CUNT – ALEX RODRIGUEZ

When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

THE COCK ALSO RISES II: COMING ON CONEY

Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.