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2009 FUCK THE YANKEES PLAYOFF PREVIEW

Fucking Yankees

By Dick: October 8, 2009
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REQUIEM FOR STEVE McNAIR

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.

By Dick: July 15, 2009
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Bud Selig’s Career of Mendacity and Greed

Your tax dollars at work

By Dick: March 31, 2009
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YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

By Dick: August 11, 2008
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AUTOPSY REPORT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.

By Dick: February 15, 2008
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I CUNT – ALEX RODRIGUEZ

When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

By Dick: October 30, 2007
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THE COCK ALSO RISES II COMING ON CONEY

Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.

By Dick: October 24, 2007
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THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 NFC PREVIEW

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

By Dick: September 8, 2007
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THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 AFC PREVIEW

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

By Dick: September 6, 2007
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THE COCK ALSO RISES

So, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but it’s not that easy.

By Dick: August 9, 2007