Fucking Yankees

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.

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He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.

When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

So, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but it’s not that easy.