THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 NFC PREVIEW

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 AFC PREVIEW

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

THE COCK ALSO RISES

So, where do you take a 3-foot-tall wooden cock? Anywhere you want, right? I thought so, but itís not that easy.

BARRY BONDS IS MY PERSONAL HERO

I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.

$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…

HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK

Ben Roethlisberger, Youíre the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.

FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX

Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.

FUCK THE NFL DRAFT

Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.

FUCK TONY DUNGY

“There are three F’s in Dungy’s life: his faith, his family and then football in that order.”