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IN DEFENSE OF INCIVILITY

I’m an asshole, he’s an asshole, she’s an asshole, we’re all assholes. Wouldn’t you like to be an asshole too?

By Doctor Long: October 3, 2009
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THE 9/12/09 TAXPAYER MARCH ON WASHINGTON

Our very own Doctor Long attended the protest and chronicles it in the style of an 80’s Action movie.

By Doctor Long: September 16, 2009
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ANGELS AND DEMONS

The Da Vinci Code was an autistic child; Angels and Demons is a full-blown Downer baby with fetal alcohol syndrome.

By Doctor Long: May 17, 2009
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THE RECRUITER

Semper Fail

By Doctor Long: August 5, 2008
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HARD TIMES AT DOUGLASS HIGH

Welcome to Frederick Douglass High School, the second oldest black school of its kind in the United States.

By Doctor Long: June 24, 2008