About Plexico Gingrich

Plexico Gingrich is the site’s co-founder and Editor In Chief. He is able to accomplish the rare feat of running a website without a functioning computer, legal residence, or working knowledge of the English language. Inexplicably, he met his hot Brazilian wife through Ruthless. We hate and resent him, but on the bright side, his liver will give out any day now.

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Hannibal: TV Review

by Plexico Gingrich May 23, 2013

“Hey, the audience thinks smart guys like classical music and fancy clothes, so we’ll turn Hannibal into Niles Crane and then they’ll think…

IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 4

by Plexico Gingrich May 1, 2013

Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.

Oblivion Review: Exhilarating tale of adventure?

by Plexico Gingrich April 23, 2013

A dream about a space odyssey inside an inception inside a matrix with robocops and Max Headroom that all turns out to be a dream about star wars and maybe the war on terror.

Room 237

by Plexico Gingrich April 14, 2013

Come for some of the coolest images you’ve ever seen. Stay of the tedious, pedantic review.

Evil Dead

by Plexico Gingrich April 6, 2013

I think I went through the standard cycle. I saw the Evil Dead movies and thought they were good. Then I joined every other doofus in pretending that they were

The Metric System Is Stupid

by Plexico Gingrich March 9, 2013

The metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!

Parks and Recreation

by Plexico Gingrich January 24, 2013

Someone on the internet is about to argue that a television program is not as good as it used to be. It’s going to be quite a ride.

HORRORGY 2: IT STREAMED ON NETFLIX

by Plexico Gingrich October 25, 2012

Good horror movies on Netflix, from Japan, Canada and The Hood about loneliness, escaping loneliness and killing whitey.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

by Plexico Gingrich June 25, 2012

Hahaha. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? How incredibly stupid, amiright?!! No. Periodically, a lot of people who are detached from popular culture and/or think Forrest Gump is a masterpiece because they regard cinema from the perspective of someone who is only aware of silly entertainment, some of which they mistake for great art, for which they [...]

STAR TREK DEEP SPACE 9: THE DOMINION

by Plexico Gingrich May 28, 2012

The Dominion is a rigid empire built on self preservation and hedonism, at least partially inspired by Brave New World, but perhaps more inspired by us. The Founders of The Dominion are The Changelings, who as you might guess, have the ability to change into stuff. They were once hunted and persecuted by other species. It’s [...]

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