The Metric System Is Stupid

The metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!

The Misunderstood: The Customer In Clerks Who Wants Ice For His Coffee

The Misunderstood: The Customer In Clerks Who Wants Ice For His Coffee Look, man, a lot of places sell coffee that is way too hot to drink. I do not know why they do it. Maybe so people can take it to work and it will still be hot when they get there. People who […]

A Look At The Extreme Lengths People Will Go To Watch A Film

A Look At The Extreme Lengths People Will Go To Watch A Film Movies offer us the chance to escape and remove ourselves from our everyday burdens as we are able to lose ourselves in intriguing plot lines and incredible characters. For some of us, however, it simply isn’t enough to just chill out on […]

Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize Is Boomers’ Latest Attempt To Cram The Entire World Up Their Asses

Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize Is Boomers’ Latest Attempt To Cram The Entire World Up Their Asses Every generation has a defining experience, something between a fate and a quest. There is probably a Greek word for it. In the Jazz Age, everyone got so drunk that they decided to let women vote and then the […]

America’s Next Top Nazi

Who will be elevated from obscurity and failure and be declared… America’s Next Top Nazi?

The Race And Class Election Puzzle, Solved By A Guy Who Loves Seagal Movies.

Maybe I’m an idiot. I lost thousands betting against Trump and I’ve seen Marked For Death at least 20 times. But…

Casino Games Have Become Much More Interactive Since The Mobile Casino Age

The mobile age has come with a number of trends and changes on board. One of the trends we are seeing involves how games are played on the internet. Games have become more interactive than ever. On the other hand, game developers have made sure that the technology which they use to create these games […]

The Witch

A dark, tragic episode of The Honeymooners.

Why I’m A Free Speech Absolutist

Why I’m A Free Speech Absolutist Americans pretty much believe in our First Amendment. Unlike many others in the West, a shrinking majority of us think you should never go to jail for writing a book or sharing a picture of some graffitior getting heated up on Twitter. Score one for us. USA! USA! But […]

Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths

If you do not tip, or if you tip substantially less than social norms dictate, you deserve to be drowned in a cauldron of boiling vomit. You are the worst. A dictator who cleansed the earth of bad tippers would be remembered as a hero for a hundred generations. The argument for tipping is pretty […]