Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths

If you do not tip, or if you tip substantially less than social norms dictate, you deserve to be drowned in a cauldron of boiling vomit. You are the worst. A dictator who cleansed the earth of bad tippers would be remembered as a hero for a hundred generations. The argument for tipping is pretty […]

A Basic Intro to Craps

Craps is incredibly easy to learn and to play.

DFS Football fundamentals

It seems daily fantasy football remains beatable for only this reason. Any asshole can search for daily fantasy football strategy, like you probably just did. But most wont, or they’ll find the information but then ignore it. They want to pretend that they know that Tom Brady will be especially fired up because of deflategate, […]

The ABCs of Gambling

Asians love to gamble. Of all the racial stereotypes floating around, this is the most resoundingly true. Unless you spend a lot of time around gambling…

The 11 Greatest Headbangers Ball Videos of All Time

You know them. You love them. You loathe you.

Choose Their Kill

Make goofball slashers do your bidding.

Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.

The A-Team are union agitators who shoot capitalist stooges with heads of cabbage.

Mulder and Scully on the FIFA scandal

Mulder and Scully on the FIFA scandal

9 Observations About Avengers 2

Bow And Arrow Man Explains It All.

9 Phenomenal Classical Performances On Youtube (piano edition)

This piano was psychologically traumatized for the rest of its life.