The poor are hopeless. Give them health insurance so we can wash our hands of them.

Mother of God.

Movie… fone, steals the exact format of our 80s action reviews. We promise author, Kevin Polowy that we’ll kill him last.

Part 2 of Erich’s Descent Into Hell

A tapestry of fatherhood, the broader patriarchy, the Germanic vs the Anglo, modernization and a fat, drunken Slav in a wetsuit.

Hello! It is time to watch a lot of “Airwolf” and drink some beer.

Korean murder mystery. Now with retards!

Is the world ending?

Merry Christmas! If, however, you need one more nudge, a dash of myrrh to break the camel’s back and launch you into the ranks of holiday suicides, we can help.

Ever since childhood, the hair of David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight has reminded me of meatballs.