This will surprise those of you who’ve read my reviews of books
by William “Let it Ride” Bennett and Ann Coulter but Michael Savage…

Ducks are birds, cardinals are Catholic and anyone who swallows her crap is a
stupid shit-eater.

Coulter is on TV a lot and, instead of making her wrestle pigs or balance beach balls on her nose, hosts ask her questions about politics.

We’re one step away from just having pills that stimulate and satiate our moral impulses so we can get back to buying more crap.

It’s not quite sex with giantess, Indian prostitutes, but it is an amusing read.

Fox News assholes, will predictably be offended by Vidal’s work because he makes no effort to cover the blemishes of the founders or their intentions for our republic.

The question this book seeks to answer is simple: why do
today’s movies suck?

“Lots of truckers do it.”

The theory was that they were part of a murderous satanic cult. Seriously.

No shooting. No killing. No scrotum.