A good film spoiled. By retards.

A Chuck Norris film produced by Cannon, directed by Aaron Norris, and featuring heavy allusions to Kurosawa. Seriously.

Be true to our selves and let’s beat this team’s ass.

I was laughing out loud for minutes when Louis was sedated at the Dentist’s and had this vision while the doctor was face raping him.

Writing a review of an ICP movie, which is obviously a representation of the world of Juggalos, is like writing a review of sombody’s asshole. Say, the asshole of a co-worker…

Even though everybody agrees that TO is an asshole, who cares?

Chose Your Weapon.

Erich is deeply disturbed.

Who wants to drink from the Fire Hose?

Jim Carrey, French guys, Korean guys… who made the decade’s best film?