Still, the Hard Core Logo is worth seeing if you are interested in the subject matter.

Ann Coulter would call Seagal a traitor. Then he would put her in an arm lock and snap her radius and ulna like Twix.

Blade II is what Charlie’s Angels should have been. Let’s run through the ingredients for a good, stupid movie.

It’s a thriller that is as convoluted as a Mexican election but presents nary an inconsistency or implausibility.

Huh? It’s on TV, but it’s not idiotic?!

At least people who believe in pet psychics don’t conduct inquisitions–not yet anyway.

Erich kind of has a point

The thing I love about Fox is that they’re not afraid to shit on your face and tell you “we are taking a shit on your face.”

As far as I can tell, the only difference between this awards ceremony and the mainstream awards is money and scale.