You’ve earned a cookie. Perhaps you can eat it out of my ass after class.

Something amazing happened. A sustained performance, the likes of which we see perhaps once per year in the sporting world.

“A Fool And His Money Are Soon Celebrated On The Television”

Crack a beer and watch as America gets dumber and dumber and dumber and…

I heard once that the network television was, on average, written at the intellectual level of an eleven year old…

One thing that bothers me about this show is that someone was paid something in the seven figure range for “creating” it…

When one of the central characters in a film is a man with fetishistic fixation on his pet jellyfhish and he inexplicably bludgeons two people to death before wrapping himself in wire and committing suicide, you can be fairly certain that the film comes from Japan.

And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really

I got so carried away with the ridiculousness of Gladiator winning the Academy Award that I forgot how good it really is.

The funniest thing I heard about this movie was that Will Smith blamed Michael Mann for it’s commercial failure, which would be kind of like Dan Quayle blaming Pappa Bush for their loss to Clinton/Gore.