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ALMOST FAMOUS

Show me the fucking door.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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AMERICAN PSYCHO

Read the book.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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ZERO EFFECT

It has come to my attention that at least one Hollywood bigshot, celebrity type read one of my reviews and was got all pissy. I won’t say who it was, other than to say that he or she is involved with Zero Effect in an important way.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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CUT TIME – CARLO ROTELLA

“Butterbean’s blow to the kidneys made Chamberlain look like an actor mistakenly run through for real in a stage duel.”

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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AMORES PERROS

That pretty much captures the essence of the film. Violence, conflict, lust and those ebullient bodily fluids running out of their containers.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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THE DYING ANIMAL – PHILIP ROTH

The Dying Animal is a strong novel, not because it points out that we fuck and die…

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

You Can Count On Me is not the sort of film that you sit back and evaluate. The fact that it is brilliant is obvious. It’s the sort of film that should be used to evaluate you.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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TERMINATOR 3 RISE OF THE MACHINES

You do not need to use computer effects to simulate the melting of the head of a plastic mannequin! Just fucking melt it!

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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S.W.A.T

C.R.A.P.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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SYMPATHY FOR MR. VENGEANCE

Darkest of the Dark

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006