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AUDITION

My girlfriend and I agreed that this was the best of the three movies we watched last night. Now, the other two movies were Kung Pow; Enter the Fist and Death to Smoochy, but they could have been much better movies and Audition would still have been the best of the three.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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GODZILLA 2000

We’re pretty sure it wasn’t Kubrick

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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GOSFORD PARK

The best thing about Gosford Park is how bloody British it is

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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GOTHIKA

These stupid moments were amusing, so I probably would have derived less enjoyment from this film if it was a more skillful hack job.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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ANAL CUNT – PICNIC OF LOVE

The music almost ruins the album.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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THE FIFTH WHEEL

Why is programming throughout the country being modified according to the tastes of a few million bible-belt bumpkins?

By Erich Schulte: March 6, 2006
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8 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER

I heard on the Phil Hendrie show that the Networks are going conservative and nostalgic with their new line up due to 9-11.

By Erich Schulte: March 6, 2006
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AMERICAN IDOL

Erich doesn’t like this show very much…

By Erich Schulte: March 6, 2006
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The Ruthless Guide to 80s Action

Welcome to the wonderful, whitebread world of 80s Action movies.

By Erich Schulte: September 11, 2001