It has come to my attention that at least one Hollywood bigshot, celebrity type read one of my reviews and was got all pissy. I won’t say who it was, other than to say that he or she is involved with Zero Effect in an important way.

“Butterbean’s blow to the kidneys made Chamberlain look like an actor mistakenly run through for real in a stage duel.”

That pretty much captures the essence of the film. Violence, conflict, lust and those ebullient bodily fluids running out of their containers.

The Dying Animal is a strong novel, not because it points out that we fuck and die…

You Can Count On Me is not the sort of film that you sit back and evaluate. The fact that it is brilliant is obvious. It’s the sort of film that should be used to evaluate you.

You do not need to use computer effects to simulate the melting of the head of a plastic mannequin! Just fucking melt it!

C.R.A.P.

Darkest of the Dark

Beverly Hills 90210 crossed with Robocop = rad!

My girlfriend and I agreed that this was the best of the three movies we watched last night. Now, the other two movies were Kung Pow; Enter the Fist and Death to Smoochy, but they could have been much better movies and Audition would still have been the best of the three.