A good, straight up action/horror flick that has no connection to comic books.

Erich reviews an obscure documentary from 9 years ago that is relevant to no one except him because it is about a murder at his high school. We are considering staging an intervention, except we kind of hope he dies.

Poker is not making babies or shopping, so women are terrible at it.

My point is that Christians aren’t crazy because they are angered by Harry Potter, they’re crazy because they are Christians. Within that insanity, objecting to Harry Potter makes perfect sense.

Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.

The Hollywood shit-cannon backfires.

Let me indulge my gambling addiction in peace.

Roeder is, at least, a man of honesty and integrity, which places him above the pit of sex-scared, mendacious snakes who make up the bulk of the pro-life movement.

Looking at the rest of the slate for summer, this is probably as good as it will get. Land of the Lost notwithstanding.

I’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again. It turns out, that the true hero of the film is one Edward R. Rooney…