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R-POINT

A good, straight up action/horror flick that has no connection to comic books.

By Erich Schulte: September 12, 2009
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RECKLESS INDIFFERENCE

Erich reviews an obscure documentary from 9 years ago that is relevant to no one except him because it is about a murder at his high school. We are considering staging an intervention, except we kind of hope he dies.

By Erich Schulte: September 11, 2009
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TELEVISED POKER’S FIVE GREATEST MELTDOWNS

Poker is not making babies or shopping, so women are terrible at it.

By Erich Schulte: August 22, 2009
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HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

My point is that Christians aren’t crazy because they are angered by Harry Potter, they’re crazy because they are Christians. Within that insanity, objecting to Harry Potter makes perfect sense.

By Erich Schulte: July 27, 2009
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 4

Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.

By Erich Schulte: June 26, 2009
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YEAR ONE

The Hollywood shit-cannon backfires.

By Erich Schulte: June 22, 2009
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 3

Let me indulge my gambling addiction in peace.

By Erich Schulte: June 16, 2009
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CELEBRATING SCOTT ROEDER, BABY-KILLER-KILLER

Roeder is, at least, a man of honesty and integrity, which places him above the pit of sex-scared, mendacious snakes who make up the bulk of the pro-life movement.

By Erich Schulte: June 3, 2009
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STAR TREK

Looking at the rest of the slate for summer, this is probably as good as it will get. Land of the Lost notwithstanding.

By Erich Schulte: May 13, 2009
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FERRIS BUELLER: PSYCHOPATH

I’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again. It turns out, that the true hero of the film is one Edward R. Rooney…

By Erich Schulte: May 13, 2009