HACKWATCH: ACTRESSES HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY!!1!
Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.
April 22, 2009
COCKFIGHTER
A score of decrepit illiterates forms a circle to bet on fighting animals. Though easily mistaken for a meeting of the Mississippi state senate, this is where you fleece hapless yokels of their moonshine money. The low life has it’s allure, and this is as low as it gets.
April 22, 2009
HACKWATCH: KIRA COCHRANE’S FEMINIST RAMBLINGS PART 1
Kira Cochrane is the "women's editor" of The Guardian. We love The Guardian. They linked to Ruthless back when we ...
April 13, 2009
OUT FOR A KILL: 90s INACTION
Is it even possible to articulate the premise?
Unfortunately, it is. Seagal is "the most distinguished academic"
at Yale, because it would ...
April 12, 2009
THE MISUNDERSTOOD: VANILLA ICE AND ICE ICE BABY
Let me lay the ground work for this. When Vanilla Ice broke, I hated the fucker. As a budding Hessian, ...
April 5, 2009
The Cutter
Can the premise even be articulated?
With some difficulty. This script had been in circulation for ten years and was being ...
March 30, 2009
PMS: Radio Salvation
If there is a region of the universe more devoid of intelligent life than sports punditry, may it remain forever ...
March 1, 2009
URBAN JUSTICE (90S INACTION)
“Fuck Santa Claus. He never got me shit. That’s why I sell dope”
February 7, 2009