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HACKWATCH: KIRA’S RUMINATIONS ON “THE APPRENTICE”

Kira’s world must be a magical place.

By Erich Schulte: May 7, 2009
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TOP DOG

How could you possibly improve upon Turner & Hooch?

By Erich Schulte: May 3, 2009
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HACKWATCH: ACTRESSES HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY!!1!

Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.

By Erich Schulte: April 22, 2009
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COCKFIGHTER

A score of decrepit illiterates forms a circle to bet on fighting animals. Though easily mistaken for a meeting of the Mississippi state senate, this is where you fleece hapless yokels of their moonshine money. The low life has it’s allure, and this is as low as it gets.

By Erich Schulte: April 22, 2009
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HACKWATCH: KIRA COCHRANE’S FEMINIST RAMBLINGS  PART 1

Kira Cochrane is the "women's editor" of The Guardian.  We love The Guardian.  They linked to Ruthless back when we ...
By Erich Schulte: April 13, 2009
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OUT FOR A KILL: 90s INACTION

Is it even possible to articulate the premise? Unfortunately, it is. Seagal is "the most distinguished academic" at Yale, because it would ...
By Erich Schulte: April 12, 2009
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THE MISUNDERSTOOD: VANILLA ICE AND ICE ICE BABY

Let me lay the ground work for this. When Vanilla Ice broke, I hated the fucker. As a budding Hessian, ...
By Erich Schulte: April 5, 2009
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Facebook Hacks

Hacks hack

By Erich Schulte: April 1, 2009
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The Cutter

Can the premise even be articulated? With some difficulty.  This script had been in circulation for ten years and was being ...
By Erich Schulte: March 30, 2009
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PMS: Radio Salvation

If there is a region of the universe more devoid of intelligent life than sports punditry, may it remain forever ...
By Erich Schulte: March 1, 2009