Plexico vs Fanduel: The Baseballening.

We’re going to do some supplemental material about daily fantasy because… well, mainly because I’m addicted to gambling.

Putting Ray Rice In Context

Even if Ray Rice is a monster, he’s still just a distraction.

Ayn Rand’s Objectivism: The Cult of The Dirty Diaper

Why do bad novelists who start cults hate psychology?

Fixing The Soccer Flopping Problem Is Easy

Oh, so the American imperialist is here to tell us how to run our beautiful game. Hurray! That is, of course, sarcasm. I spit on you!

6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics

What types of movie reviewers drive you nuts? Here’s our list.

Godzilla 2014 Review

Film Title

Godzilla

Synopsis

Monsters fight, destroying cities on God’s behalf.

Director

Gareth Edwards

Cast

Aaron Taylor-Johnson
CJ Adams
Ken Watanabe
Bryan Cranston
Elizabeth Olsen
Carson Bolde
Sally Hawkins
Juliette Binoche

Who are we little blobs of goo to complain about the occasional squishing?

What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?

I thought of three primary reasons we like to watch girls chased around by maniacs.

Why I Don’t Care What Donald Sterling Says

When we get hung up on one dickhead saying one shitty thing, we’re playing just as much of a part in the game as he is.

Oculus Interpretation

Potentially a classic. I can easily see myself flipping through the channels 20 years from now and being like, “ooooh, Oculus!”

Jenny McCarthy Leaves The View For New Sitcom

The shocking move comes in the wake of the new show offering McCarthy more money and a platform to advocate her controversial parenting methods.