Looking at the rest of the slate for summer, this is probably as good as it will get. Land of the Lost notwithstanding.

I’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again. It turns out, that the true hero of the film is one Edward R. Rooney…

Kira’s world must be a magical place.

How could you possibly improve upon Turner & Hooch?

Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.

A score of decrepit illiterates forms a circle to bet on fighting animals. Though easily mistaken for a meeting of the Mississippi state senate, this is where you fleece hapless yokels of their moonshine money. The low life has it’s allure, and this is as low as it gets.

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