Fuck CNN

The people telling you to embrace flying murder robots on the supposedly centrist news channel are a Vanderbilt who worked for the CIA and Newt Gingrich.

A Ghoulies Review in 10 Facts

Ghoulies, AKA The Toilet Monsters, is a subtle Star Wars rip off with a a great novelty death and a young Mariska Hargitay.

Robocop 2014

Film Title

Robocop (2014)

Synopsis

Pretty much like the original but less funny, less violent and with political themes brought to the forefront. Box office gold!

Director

José Padilha

Cast

Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Samuel L. Jackson

Tagline: We’ve got the future under control. Entire Story in fewer words than are in this sentence right here. A more family friendly Robocop is more friendly with his family Corpse Count: I got about 28, though there was some tasing mixed in and it was sometimes hard to tell. Novelty Death: Clutching at straws […]

Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.

And now, prepare to be engrossed by the misery of other people and the shittines of our species.

The NBA Cares A Lot!

The NBA has looted $3 Billion in public money since 1990. But here’s a picture of a player reading to one of the kids they robbed.

Portlandia Review

The unbearable whiteness of being.

Doomsday Preppers, Doomsday Castle, Doomsday Bunkers

Do you live under a rock? If the answer is, “yes,” ¯ then National Geographic Channel’s Doomsday Preppers is the show for you.

Fuck Liberal Puritans: The Ted Rall Racism Trial

Things like mass incarceration are bigger problems for African Americans than the way Ted Rall draws Obama’s nose.

Jingle All The Way Review

Synopsis

Christmas isn’t about material things. It’s about being willing to go to great lengths and to step on many people to acquire material things.

Director

Brian Levant

Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, James Belushi, Jake Lloyd, Harvey Korman

Christmas isn’t about material things. It’s about being willing to go to great lengths and to step on many people to acquire material things.

Hostages Review

“You’re going to kill the president of the united states Ellen. Otherwise, we’re going to kill your family,” explains Dylan. He’s totally acting like this conversation could ever happen on earth.