S. Craig Zahler has been accused, even by those who (rightly) praised his first two features, of harboring a reactionary worldview, and Dragged Across Concrete feels like his response to this criticism in much the same way that The House That Jack Built felt like Lars Von Trier’s response to critics who see his work […]
Dragged Across Concrete
January 8, 2021 by
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Dragged Across ConcreteSynopsis
Two suspended cops must go bad to make a living
Director
S. Craig ZahlerCast
Mel Gibson
Vince Vaughn
Tory Kittles
Michael Jai White
Don Johnson
Fred Melamed
Jennifer Carpenter
Laurie Holden
Surprise Dinosaurs Can Make Any Movie Better
January 2, 2021 by
On the cult classic animated sitcom The Critic, one of the half-dozen or so fake movie clips recycled in the opening credits throughout the series depicts a Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers-style black-and-white ballroom dancing scene suddenly interrupted by a full-color Tyrannosaurus Rex devouring the dancing couple. The show’s protagonist, Jay Sherman (voiced by Jon Lovitz), responds […]
Dogtooth (2009)
December 29, 2020 by
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DogtoothSynopsis
One of the most ruthless movies made this century
Director
Yorgos LanthimosCast
Christos Stergioglou
Michelle Valley
Angeliki Papoulia
Hristos Passalis
Mary Tsoni
Anna Kalaitdizou
The best way to see the breakthrough feature from Greek filmmaker Giorgos Lanthimos (The Lobster, The Favourite) is to go in without knowing anything about its storyline. If you have not yet seen Dogtooth, I strongly encourage you to stop reading this review and watch it first, preferably without looking up anything else about it. […]
Period Of Adjustment
December 21, 2020 by
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Period Of AdjustmentSynopsis
A Newlywed’s Honeymoon is interrupted.
Director
George Roy HillCast
Jane Fonda
Anthony Franciosa
Jim Hutton
Lois Nettleton
John McGiver
Tennessee Williams is undoubtedly best known for A Streetcar Named Desire and other Southern tragedies like The Glass Menagerie and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. His is not a name that many would associate with warm, often comedic Christmas movies like those of, say, John Hughes, Chris Columbus, or even Frank Capra. Still, his […]
The Bishop’s Wife (1947)
December 12, 2020 by
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The Bishop's WifeSynopsis
An angel comes to Earth to help raise money for a Bishop’s church. If he had just used Zelle, we wouldn’t have a movie.
Director
Henry KosterCast
Cary Grant
Loretta Young
David Niven
James Gleason
Monty Woolley
Gladys Cooper
There are many examples in cinema history of iconic movie roles originally being intended for very different actors than those who ended up playing them, from Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey as the original would-be stars of the Bad Boys franchise to Will Smith and Val Kilmer in the roles of Neo and Morpheus in […]
A Christmas In Vermont (2016)
December 10, 2020 by
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A Christmas In VermontSynopsis
Tan-colored milkshakes save Christmas
Cast
Chevy Chase
Abigail Hawk
Zack Ward
Howard Hessman
Morgan Fairchild
Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Though there is some reason to speculate that he may have been drunk the whole time, and little doubt that the entire role was filmed in no more than a day or two, the highest-billed male actor in the 2016 TV movie A Christmas in Vermont is none other […]
Trapped In Paradise (1994)
December 7, 2020 by
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Trapped In ParadiseSynopsis
Nothing expresses Yuletide joy like robbing a bank
Director
George GalloCast
Nicholas Cage
Dana Carvey
Jon Lovitz
Florence Stanley
Richard Jenkins
Trapped in Paradise is far from the most beloved entry in the great Christmas movie pantheon, as evidenced by the fact that it has not yet been covered on this site. Its own cast reportedly hated working on it so much that they took to calling it Trapped in Bullshit, though the only source I […]
Fatman (2020)
December 2, 2020 by
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FatmanSynopsis
A 12 year old punk hires a hit-man to snuff out Santa. Santa is no amused.
Director
Eshom & Iam NelmsCast
Mel Gibson
Walton Goggins
Marianne Jean-Baptiste
Chance Hurstfield
Robert Bockstael
The subversive Christmas movie is nothing new in cinema. Every year, profound wits declare that they and they alone have discovered the shocking truth that Die Hard is, in fact, a Christmas movie. Taking it a bit further, nearly every action movie written by the great Shane Black (Lethal Weapon, The Long Kiss Goodnight, etc) […]
Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
November 30, 2020 by
Several times while watching the Ron Howard-directed How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I found myself wondering, “Who is this even for?” At 105 minutes, it’s a bit on the long side for kids small enough to actually enjoy Jim Carrey’s manic, over-the-top turn as the title character, and the whole thing is far too ugly […]
Verotika
November 28, 2020 by
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VerotikaSynopsis
A movie that apparently is as least as good as The Beast of Yucca Flats
Director
Glenn DanzigCast
Ashley Wisdom
Rachel Alig
Alice Tate
Scotch Hopkins
Kayden Kross
Sean Kanan
Natalia Borowosky
Damn this inconvenient global pandemic! A movie like Glenn Danzig’s absurdly amateurish, lurid, and pointless Verotika simply demands to be seen in a theater full of like-minded trash-lovers cackling and shouting at the ineptitude displayed onscreen. It is just not meant to be seen as your faithful servant, this reviewer, was forced to see it, […]
