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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
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Read more: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) What can you possibly expect from a movie that was made before CGI, a musical, and one that features stop motion animation? A dazzling masterpiece, that’s what. Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween-Christmas hybrid that is wildly original and infinitely watchable. The cinematography, sound track, and yes, the…
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A Meowy Halloween
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Read more: A Meowy HalloweenThis is the only thing that brought a smile to my face after I reviewed this atrocity. Apparently, this rat with the annoying gangster accent, died. Good fucking riddance. After reviewing the abomination A Meowy Christmas, which is the worst Christmas Movie ever made, I thought I had seen the worst of Steve Rudzinski’s horribly…
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Dollman (1991)
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Read more: Dollman (1991)I’ve been meaning to review this movie forever. Dollman was released in 1991, but if any movie begs to be reviewed in the 80’s action format, it is the totally ruthless and bad-assed Tim Thomerson as Brick Bardo in Dollman. I have this movie on Amazon and even have a VHS tape copy of this…
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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Read more: Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps EditionDeep in The South of The United States, not much is more important in the Fall than College Football. Real football, not that sissified Kickball played by the rest of the world. In two of the most fervently Redneck States in the nation, the third weekend in October is quite special. It is the battle…
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The ABC’s Of Halloween
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Read more: The ABC’s Of HalloweenAlcohol– Like any other holiday that we Americans celebrate, Halloween is just another good excuse to get hammered. I mean, why should the kiddies have all the fun? The urchins wreck their pancreases with a sucrose overload, so why can’t you destroy your liver with ethanol? Quid Pro Quo, right? Black Cats– Halloween is rich…
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The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides EditionAdam The first human, the father of all mankind, created by God out of dirt. Of course, for the human race, the pain begins early as The Creator did not just magically create Eve out of more dirt, no, he chooses to yank a rib out of Adam (Genesis 2:19), with no anesthesia, which was…
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Top 10
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Read more: Top 10Top 10 Movies About Salesmen Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics The Other Top 10 Most RidiculousBlack Metal Pics
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About Ruthless
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Read more: About RuthlessRuthless Reviews was founded in 2003 or maybe 2004. Though originally focused on pet-friendly bed and breakfasts and regional art and craft fairs, Ruthless quickly shifted its coverage to movies, TV, music, politics and “miscellaneous.” The site accidentally obtained popularity by focusing on 1980’s action movies and Scandinavian heavy metal. Really! We also review current…
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Read more: The Rapture: 2023 EditionTHE RAPTURE-A Rant I wrote this originally over 10 years ago. Nothing has changed as the twice-born, religiously impaired are still hard at work, making more looney predictions about the upcoming rapture. The latest prediction was for 12:01 A.M. (no time zone or DST mentioned), for the heavenly hordes to sweep down, vacuum up the…
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Leon: The Professional
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Read more: Leon: The ProfessionalI was going through my DVD collection, trying to find some really top-tier movie that my friend had not seen and we came upon Leon: The Professional, a great choice. It is really hard to go wrong with one of the best movies ever filmed. To say that this masterpiece is criminally underrated and underappreciated…