MCBAIN

MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

TANGO & CASH

Tango, Cash, and man-ass.

REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

Just say no…
to this movie!!

REVENGE OF THE SITH

Poochie.

RIZE

I state the above as a single line because whatever else Rize sets out to accomplish, there is an overlaying veneer of desperate sadness

ROAD HOUSE

  Tagline: “Dalton’s the best bouncer in the business. His nights are filled with fast action, hot music and beautiful women. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Swayze beats up, then kills, many men. Homoeroticism: Well, let me start by quoting […]

ROCKY IV

No matter how short he is, Rocky can’t lose.

ROCK STAR

I’ll point out that the whole thing is ostensibly based on Judas Priest and what happened to them after Rob Halford left.

THE RUNDOWN

Also, many of the characters walk around carrying whips… like more than one.

RUSH HOUR 2

Gay black people are different from Asian people.