Author: Jonny
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Pretty Woman
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Read more: Pretty Woman(Non)Fucking Whore. This movie is mendacious! What utter, horrible horsecrap! I don’t even know where to start.
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A.I. (Artificial Intelligence)
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Read more: A.I. (Artificial Intelligence)A good movie, but it is not great. In fact, it is frustrating, because you know that it could have been great.
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Die Hard With A Vengeance
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Read more: Die Hard With A VengeanceThink fast. Look alive. Die hard. How bad is it really? Well, it is a lot better than #2, let’s put it that way. Returning to the mix for this third installment was a buddy for McClane (Sam Jackson) and a smart but snooty European bad guy (Irons). Also, like the first film, the bad…
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Red Sonja
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Read more: Red SonjaIs lesbianism homoeroticism? These are the questions that will keep me from writing for legitimate (i.e. paying) publications.
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McBain
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Read more: McBainMENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1
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The Running Man
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Read more: The Running ManGreat dance, better movie.
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Tango & Cash
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Read more: Tango & CashTango, Cash, and man-ass.
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Ghost World
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Read more: Ghost WorldSo funny yet so sad that you feel guilty about your laughter.
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Extreme Prejudice
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Read more: Extreme PrejudiceStubborn good beats Sexy bad.