MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

Just say no…
to this movie!!

Poochie.

I state the above as a single line because whatever else Rize sets out to accomplish, there is an overlaying veneer of desperate sadness

No matter how short he is, Rocky can’t lose.

I’ll point out that the whole thing is ostensibly based on Judas Priest and what happened to them after Rob Halford left.

Also, many of the characters walk around carrying whips… like more than one.

Arnold as Moses.

Gay black people are different from Asian people.