MCBAIN

MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

TANGO & CASH

Tango, Cash, and man-ass.

RUSH HOUR 2

Gay black people are different from Asian people.

THE RUNNING MAN

Great dance, better movie.

THE RUNDOWN

Also, many of the characters walk around carrying whips… like more than one.

ROCK STAR

I’ll point out that the whole thing is ostensibly based on Judas Priest and what happened to them after Rob Halford left.

ROCKY IV

No matter how short he is, Rocky can’t lose.

ROAD HOUSE

  Tagline: “Dalton’s the best bouncer in the business. His nights are filled with fast action, hot music and beautiful women. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Swayze beats up, then kills, many men. Homoeroticism: Well, let me start by quoting […]

RIZE

I state the above as a single line because whatever else Rize sets out to accomplish, there is an overlaying veneer of desperate sadness

REVENGE OF THE SITH

Poochie.