The Cocksucker of the Month for August can only be Kansas’ Senator Sam Brownback.

Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush.

Steve McQueen stars as Doc McCoy, a con who just can’t take being locked up anymore, especially after the parole board rejects him.

So funny yet so sad that you feel guilty about your laughter.

I’m actually sort of speechless.

Wow! I mean, fuck me and wow! Spider-Man is an amazing movie.

The best part of the movie is the people he interviews who all maintain that Jesus is a load of bullshit.

Kurt Russell and his hat burn several aliens dead.

I feel like an idiot.