NIGHTY NIGHT

Now, I have never watched “The Oxygen Channel,” nor do I pretend to even know what “The Oxygen Channel” is.

FUCK PAT ROBERTSON

1st Annual Ruthless Reviews Satanic Prayer Drive

SEPTEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

In a better world, this month’s Cocksucker would need no introduction.

OCTOBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

I’ve decided to shift the focus of Cocksucker away from asshole Republicans for the moment and shift it to space alien performance artists masquerading as conservative pundits.

NOVEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

f President tWit is going to claim that God wants him to be president, than I going to blame motherfucking God for the insane mess we find ourselves in today.

DECEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Radical Moroccan Pizza Deliverer

MAY 2005 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

It is a very rare thing indeed when I feel like picking up a rifle and shooting someone.

GANGS OF NEW YORK

“Did Scorsese really direct that?”

THE GAMBLER

The opening scene of the film is this painful sequence where he goes in the hole $44,000 to an insanely coked out mob dude…

BLACKLIST US, BILL

We’re fanatically opposed to military recruiting on high school campuses.