Stone is simply out of his fucking mind. And I love him for it.

So, the talent agent says, ‘”That’s a hell of an act you got there, Senator Santorum. What do you call it?’

I just need to add one more great thing about Armageddon:

Special props are due to Oliver Reed for holding the whole film together. First of all, Reed is one of our heroes here at Ruthless…

Stiff acting, corny love story and out of control computer graphics aside, Attack Of the Clones is a decent Star Wars movie.

Too much Man, not enough Spider.

Freddie Prinz Jr. is retarded

Snore.

There are diamond mines in South Africa. There are coalmines in Pennsylvania. Salt mines in Utah. Apparently, there are crap-mines in Hollywood.