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BIBLE UP YOUR ASS – FUCK ROY MOORE

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Our idiot media, in its laughable attempts to be “fair and balanced,” provide no actual criticism of acts like this…

DEATH RACE 2000

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The greatest film of all time. To involve David Carradine.

AGUIRRE DER ZORN GOTTES

Written and Directed by Werner Herzog Starring: – Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre – Helena Rojo as Inez – Del Negro as Brother Gaspar de Carvajal – Ruy Guerra as Don Pedro de Ursua – Peter Berling as Don Fernando de Guzman Watching Aguirre: Wrath of God you realize that Apocalypse Now is […]

MY BEST FIEND

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Kinski/Herzog fucking rule. Period.

METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER

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I’m just going to say this up front: Metallica: Some Kind of Monster is funnier than Spinal Tap. Holy shit, I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a long time. See, in Spinal Tap the theme was the same–once dominant rock band falls from grace and does their damndist to get “it” back–but […]

COSMO IS FULL OF CRAP

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“Would you rather masturbate or get a hand job from your girlfriend?”

COMMANDO

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More than you could possibly imagine. I mean all the crap about Arnold being Der Gropin’fuhrer was just a rightwing-ruse to distract Californians from the fact that Schwarzenegger has starred in the single gayest movie ever made.

THE MATRIX RELOADED

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Trent Reznor, for some reason, was not credited for providing all the inspiration for this movie. Oh, and it is Keanu Reeves, not Christopher I’m sorry to report this, but The Matrix Reloaded sucks a big one. Like almost everyone else in the world, I enjoyed the first Matrix enough to watch it half a […]

THE MATRIX

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The Matrix is such a good movie for so many reasons. Special effects is a big one, but I am going to keep my comments on that to a minimum. If you are interested in more in-depth commentary on the special effects of The Matrix, you can watch the behind the scenes epic The Matrix: […]