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JULIAN DONKEY BOY

Chloe Sevigny was good in Kids where she looked hot and fell asleep and got raped.

By : March 14, 2006
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JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

You know you’re fucked when Ben Affleck is the bright spot of the
movie you rented.

By : March 14, 2006
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JACOB’S LADDER

What a horrible movie to finger some stink!

By : March 14, 2006
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THE LADYKILLERS

Fantastic. I really don’t know how else to start off this review. The Ladykillers is fantastic.

By : March 14, 2006
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THE LADIES MAN

First of all, how anybody associated with Saturday Night Live is able to walk
down the street without getting a beat down, let alone get money from a major…

By : March 14, 2006
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PITCH BLACK

While be no means a perfect film, the check marks in the good column way outweigh the bad column.

By : March 14, 2006
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THE IRON GIANT

If other children’s movies were as good as The Iron Giant, I might consider having children.

By : March 13, 2006
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INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS

Werner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.

By : March 13, 2006
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IN THIS WORLD

A melodramatic version of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with no humor.

By : March 13, 2006
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IMPACT: THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST

One of the least competent documentaries ever made, Tim Chey’s Impact: The Passion of the Christ would be deeply troubling if it weren’t so damn pathetic.

By : March 13, 2006