I’ll tell you right off the bat, I enjoyed King Arthur a whole hell of a lot more than I was expecting to.

Kinsey – a great intellectual who opened the eyes of those blind to the joys of sex by the small-mindedness of religion.

Compelling, interesting and enjoyable.

12 year olds can’t pull the trigger.

Kung-Fu axe dancing!

Aliens come to earth every five thousand years to save the earth and humanity from absolute evil, and in the process they created the moon.

“Fletch cracks another bad pun involving a historical figure — cue insanely shitty 80s music.”

And at 53% good, well, I’m not sorry I watched it.

We just get shortchanged by what could have been a really fine film.