Man in leather underwear controls the animals.

War, from the loss of self to ultimately the loss of life, has never been as thoroughly examined as in Kubrick’s much misunderstood Full Metal Jacket.

Let me be clear about this right now; if I had seen Friday Night Lights two months earlier, it would have been on my year end 10 Best List.

Feeling very much like an X-Files episode writ large for the big screen, The Forgotten is forty-five minutes too long and all too easily forgotten.

Surprise, surprise. The Hulk sucked not for the reasons you
might think, but rather for a whole slew of others.

Fascinating, brutal, moving, surprising–human.

We just get shortchanged by what could have been a really fine film.

And at 53% good, well, I’m not sorry I watched it.

“Fletch cracks another bad pun involving a historical figure — cue insanely shitty 80s music.”

Aliens come to earth every five thousand years to save the earth and humanity from absolute evil, and in the process they created the moon.