About

Matt Cale is the site’s Longest Serving Critic and chief misanthrope, though output has stagnated in recent years due to laziness and a bitter loathing for those who once funded festivals and trips. Now reduced to an old, fat shell, he contributes in fits and spurts and hopes like hell he can return to the days when he received oodles of hate mail. And money.

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Matt Cale

MASTERS OF DISASTER: GEORGE KENNEDY in CONCORDE: AIRPORT ’79

by Matt Cale April 16, 2012

Fully erect at the speed of sound

MASTERS OF DISASTER: CHARLTON HESTON in AIRPORT 1975

by Matt Cale April 5, 2012

The FAA and NTSB have him on speed-dial

THE UNSUNG: WARREN EVANS, THE LONELY GUY

by Matt Cale March 2, 2012

He once dated Eleanor Rigby.

ELVIS ON FILM: CHANGE OF HABIT

by Matt Cale February 28, 2012

King of Kings

MOMMIE DEAREST

by Matt Cale February 16, 2012

She’s not mad at you, she’s mad at the dirt.

MASTERS OF DISASTER: DEAN MARTIN in AIRPORT

by Matt Cale January 19, 2012

You goddamn right that’s amore.

THE IRON LADY

by Matt Cale January 16, 2012

Meryl Wants a Fucking Oscar

CARNAGE

by Matt Cale January 14, 2012

Who you callin’ civilized?

IMPULSE

by Matt Cale January 11, 2012

William Shatner Raping and Killing in a Butterfly Collar

WAR HORSE

by Matt Cale December 25, 2011

Equus Craptasticus