Five Great Songs About Suicide: The Metal Years
Song: Who’s to Blame
Artist: Sacred Reich
Year: 1990
Key Lyric: “Oh my God it’s Jonny…Hanging by his neck…All those metal albums…Have led ...
March 10, 2009
Rejected by Maxim II: To Hell With Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Winter 2007, unpublished)
If anything defines the obscene transformation from a nation of rugged, devil-may-care adventurers to one ...
March 5, 2009
Rejected by Maxim: Fuck Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Fall 2007, unpublished)
Does rehab help? Does it hurt? Do we care? And will there be tits? Such ...
March 5, 2009
When Time Ran Out…
Method of Madness
Stubborn volcano insists on blowing its top at the peak of travel season, destroying a burgeoning oil empire ...
February 22, 2009
THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE (SEVEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT…)
1. Gene Hackman
Yeah, buddy, I’ll see your Popeye Doyle and raise you a Rupert Anderson. And here’s a Little Bill ...
February 20, 2009
HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
It’s not only one of the most depressing portraits of love ever released into a mainstream cinema, it’s gut-wrenchingly unwatchable to boot.
February 9, 2009
