Here’s to ya, Brittany…The anorexic blowhound America could finally root for.

When you’re smiling, the whole world dies with you….

God Bless White Trash

Ran a theater company at 22. Directed a masterpiece at 25. Fucked Rita Hayworth. How’s your life going?

Queen Meryl shits forth another Oscar.

Heaven needed an angel, so yeah, Josie Duggar will do.

At last, a piece of shit worth seeing.

Pretty much Robert Redford being a prick for two hours.

Everybody should own one.

Mammy Dearest