For the first five minutes or so, when I was lost in a sea of color and windswept plains…

Feeling Minnesota or something…

Crazed KGB agent brainwashes Green Beret; hundreds perish.

There’s nothing particularly frightening about George Romero’s 1968 classic about zombies run amok, but I liked it just the same.

I had a feeling McDonald’s would eventually lead me to the Olsen Twins

Any film that ends with Nashville’s Henry Gibson shoving rapper DMX into a cremation oven can’t be all bad…

I don’t believe a better script has ever been penned.

We love Ken Loach

John Turteltaub, director of such unsung masterpieces as 3 Ninjas and Disney’s The Kid, is surely not to blame for the failings…

Matt is a glutton for punishent