There are three things in this life that I can recommend without the slightest bit of hesitation: finding a job that requires minimal effort, finding a spouse that can engage in spirited conversation, and, perhaps above all, watching The Godfather Part II on the big screen as it was intended.

A very entertaining little documentary about two filmmakers from The Netherlands

The bigger the teeth, the mightier the cock.

Few films have been as woefully misunderstood as James Foley’s 1992 adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play by David Mamet.

Another Movie Review!

I want to die.

Why only five, you ask? I figured you’d see “book” and run screaming for your X-box, and alas, there’s not a graphic novel to be found.

Matt Cale and the Shithouse

Would you pay $25,000 to torture and kill an American? It’s an intriguing question, and one made that much more pointed given that most of the world would gleefully answer in the affirmative.