CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS
Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…
CHARLES BRONSON R.I.P
What about his biography? His childhood or family life? Frankly, I don’t give a shit, nor should anyone else who claims to love film.
AIRPORT 1975
No, this is not a trend that should cause you great concern, so I promise that I will stay far, far away from both Airport ’77 and Concorde: Airport ’79.
AILEEN
KILL PAT ROBERTSON
I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…
RAPING NUNS IS ART
There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”
THE YOUTH VOTE
Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…
