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ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS

I’ve said numerous times on this site that religion is the most obvious form of insanity that afflicts the human beast…

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WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?

Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.

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ADAPTATION

A truly original motion picture is, like a deep-thinking conservative, a rare find in the world today. Given the sheer, ...
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THE ABC OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLE PERSONS

This was supposed to be the absolute Holy Fucking Grail.

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WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

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TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

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MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

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FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.

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UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

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A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

By : March 7, 2006