ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS
I’ve said numerous times on this site that religion is the most obvious form of insanity that afflicts the human beast…
WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?
Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.
ADAPTATION
THE ABC OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLE PERSONS
This was supposed to be the absolute Holy Fucking Grail.
WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS
Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.
TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE
Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.
MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS
Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…
FUCK AMERICAN MOMS
If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.
UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL
Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…
