INDIANA JONES: BULLWHIP FOR THE WHITE AMERICAN MALE
He hates and fears all snakes save his own.
May 24, 2009
TADPOLE
After much drinking and innuendo, the two end up in the sheets, although this is not enough for dear Oscar.
May 3, 2009
OBSESSED
White bitches be crazy. Lonely, delusional, sexually frustrated, and job-hopping solely to land fresh game in their cruel, unsparing claws…
April 27, 2009
CHUCK NORRIS MUST HANG
He’s appeared on infomercials with Christie Brinkley, peddling exercise equipment, good health, and the world’s densest beard. He’s come out ...
April 17, 2009
SUBTEXT CINEMA: E.T. THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
Year of Release:
1982
Studio Tagline:
“He is afraid. He is totally alone. He is 3 million light years from home.”
Subtextual Translator:
“America is ...
April 16, 2009
MOVIES THAT RUINED AMERICA: ORDINARY PEOPLE
In addition to ushering in the unchecked era of narcissistic self-regard, mushy, feminized therapeutic healing, and an undying cynicism about ...
April 13, 2009
The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
“Why do the farmers all wear pajamas?” It’s a damn good question for young Bruno to entertain and, as expected, ...
April 3, 2009