WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?

Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.

ADAPTATION

A truly original motion picture is, like a deep-thinking conservative, a rare find in the world today. Given the sheer, deafening volume of cliché-ridden garbage that seems to flow endlessly from the sewers of Hollywood, it seems almost impossible that a work of daring and mad brilliance could ever be produced in any corner of […]

THE ABC’S OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLE PERSONS

This was supposed to be the absolute Holy Fucking Grail.

WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.

UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

FREAKS & GEEKS

This is a loser’s tale; one of the rare instances where the focus of a TV program is not the beautiful, the articulate, or the successful.