WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reaganís death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.

UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

FREAKS & GEEKS

This is a loser’s tale; one of the rare instances where the focus of a TV program is not the beautiful, the articulate, or the successful.

EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION

The most rabidly right-wing program on television is not The O’Reilly Factor…

CRANK YANKERS

Now I am convinced: this is one helluva show.

CHEATERS

Yes, it embarrasses white trash at their lowest points, but it also manages to include the most smug, holier-than-thou host in television history.