BRITNEY AND KEVIN: CHAOTIC

Week 1 One does not expect a generally accepted sex kitten or pop princess to have bad skin, frazzled hair, or the manners of a goat, but from one unnaturally long hour with Ms. Spears, one can only take away the notion that in her private time, without the lights and glamour of the stage, […]

BLUE COLLAR TV

White trash are illiterate, oblivious, ignorant, hateful, prone to violence, and unattractive, but they are not funny.

AVERAGE JOE 2: HAWAII

Fuck me now, Reggie

THE APPRENTICE

Who knew that the 1980s would make a comeback so soon after they ended?

30 DAYS

They have some conditions: (1) both must work minimum wage jobs, (2) they are allowed to start with $206

Syriana

Written and Directed by Stephen Gaghan Starring: – Kayvan Novak as Arash – George Clooney as Bob Barnes – Amr Waked as Mohammed Sheik Agiza – Christopher Plummer as Dean Whiting – Jeffrey Wright as Bennett Holiday – Chris Cooper as Jimmy Pope Why on earth do I continue to see movies like Syriana? Why, […]

MUNICH

Spielberg’s finest, and certainly his bravest.

FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA

Most would claim that a post-9/11 sense of honor and decency kept them from highlighting Bush’s stupidity or the jingoistic march to a war…