UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: REGENERATION

Reanimated. Rearmed. The Ultimate Rematch.

ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)

Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.

ONE HIT WONDERS OF 80S ACTION VOL VIII

We see her fumble through what few lines she utters
and then we see her die.

OUT FOR JUSTICE

Gino plunges a corkscrew into Richie’s forehead, killing him instantly. Then he shoots Richie’s corpse three times, killing it instantly.

BEST OF THE BEST

Five top American fighters to face off against five of Korea’s finest Tae Kwon Doe masters in a full-contact tournament. Why? To prove that with a little grit and determination, America can rectify the catastrophe of the Korean War by beating the filthy little slopes…

PAGANFEST USA THE HOB HOLLYWOOD

Well it’s about darned time the Finns hoisted their flag of shame here in the States. And what better way to do it than…

MORE FLIPPANT DRUNKEN AND RANDOM 2008 METAL REVIEWS

I wish I lived in Finland.

AMERICAN GLADIATORS 2008

American Gladiators 2008 is the greatest and most necessary remake in the history of television.

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE MASTODON LIVE AT THE NOKIA THEATER 10 29 07

but the joke’s on you because you’re a white trash pile of dusty,
desert-mongering rattlesnake shit…

FLIPPANT, DRUNKEN, AND RANDOM 2007 METAL REVIEWS

You’re killing your bandmates! Cheers