TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS WACKEN PICS 2007

For the love of Horgh, check out that tumbleweed!

WACKEN OPEN AIR FESTIVAL 2007

It’s fitting that the world’s largest metalfest, a gathering that drew upwards of 70,000 people this year, is situated in the middle of a coagulating, mud-swathed cow pasture.

TYPE O NEGATIVE W CELTIC FROST – THE VENTURA THEATER

Long gone are the days when you could show at a Type O concert and find an honest crowd of respectable heshers and skinheads.

DEATH BREATH – STINKING UP THE NIGHT

the lyrics are the funniest I’ve read in a long time. How can you go wrong with titles like…

DIMMU BORGIR – IN SORTE DIABOLI

How many of your hard-earned dollars will go toward Galder’s latest melted-crayon shirt?

ARMY OF ONE

Dolph seeks revenge for his slain buddy proving once again that men, not women, inspire the greatest gun battles.

THE COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINERS OLIDOUS OPERETTAS

These assholes almost sent me to the slab out of sheer boredom.

DEMOLITION HIGH

The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of being too hung over to turn off.

TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

TOP 8 MOST ESSENTIAL BLACK METAL RECORDS

Heaven Shall Burn is the pinnacle of black metal in many ways. This album is just simply fucking hellish.