For the love of Horgh, check out that tumbleweed!

It’s fitting that the world’s largest metalfest, a gathering that drew upwards of 70,000 people this year, is situated in the middle of a coagulating, mud-swathed cow pasture.

Long gone are the days when you could show at a Type O concert and find an honest crowd of respectable heshers and skinheads.

the lyrics are the funniest I’ve read in a long time. How can you go wrong with titles like…

How many of your hard-earned dollars will go toward Galder’s latest melted-crayon shirt?

Dolph seeks revenge for his slain buddy proving once again that men, not women, inspire the greatest gun battles.

These assholes almost sent me to the slab out of sheer boredom.

The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of being too hung over to turn off.

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

Heaven Shall Burn is the pinnacle of black metal in many ways. This album is just simply fucking hellish.