FUCK A TSUNAMI
What’s really disturbing is that most of the stories, at least initially, have revolved around white people…
LORD WORM INTERVIEW
I’m a private language instructor; so happily, I have very little contact with urchins. They like me, I avoid them…
THE REAL MCKENZIES – 10 000 SHOTS
The Real McKenzies are from Vancouver, BC, otherwise known as Canada, otherwise known as an irrelevant expanse of largely uninhabitable land…
DARK FORTRESS – Seance
It’s all about what grim conditioner you’re lathering your locks with in the morning.
MAYHEM – DE MYSTERIIS DOM SATHANAS
It sounds as if he’s laboring through a crippling, cramp-racked, 46 minute bowel obstruction the likes of which no other human being has endured.
DISSECTION – REINKAOS
The child in me is now dead. Reinkaos is officially the most disgraceful display of spiritless has-beenism I’ve ever had the misfortune of suffering through.
BLOODBATH – NIGHTMARES MADE FLESH
After hearing the single, “Eaten”, from Nightmares Made Flesh, I decided then and there that I didn’t need to hear any more of Bloodbath.
THE OTHER TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME
TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME
How Mike got it down to just 10, we will never know
