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TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

By Mike von Hobart: January 13, 2007
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DEMOLITION HIGH

The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of being too hung over to turn off.

By Mike von Hobart: January 13, 2007
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DARK FORTRESS – Séance

It’s all about what grim conditioner you’re lathering your locks with in the morning.

By Mike von Hobart: November 4, 2006
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THE REAL MCKENZIES – 10 000 SHOTS

The Real McKenzies are from Vancouver, BC, otherwise known as Canada, otherwise known as an irrelevant expanse of largely uninhabitable land…

By Mike von Hobart: November 4, 2006
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MAYHEM – DE MYSTERIIS DOM SATHANAS

It sounds as if he’s laboring through a crippling, cramp-racked, 46 minute bowel obstruction the likes of which no other human being has endured.

By Mike von Hobart: October 22, 2006
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DISSECTION – REINKAOS

The child in me is now dead. Reinkaos is officially the most disgraceful display of spiritless has-beenism I’ve ever had the misfortune of suffering through.

By Mike von Hobart: August 29, 2006
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BLOODBATH – NIGHTMARES MADE FLESH

After hearing the single, “Eaten”, from Nightmares Made Flesh, I decided then and there that I didn’t need to hear any more of Bloodbath.

By Mike von Hobart: July 3, 2006
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TERMINATOR 2

The futuristic year 1997!

By Mike von Hobart: July 3, 2006
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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

How mike got it down to just 10, we will never know

By Mike von Hobart: June 27, 2006
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THE OTHER TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

2005 Edition How Mike Got It Down To Just 10 (Again) We Will Never Know #10 Dani Filth Weighing ...
By Mike von Hobart: June 27, 2006