FUCK A TSUNAMI

Whatís really disturbing is that most of the stories, at least initially, have revolved around white people…

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MAYHEM – DE MYSTERIIS DOM SATHANAS

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DISSECTION – REINKAOS

The child in me is now dead. Reinkaos is officially the most disgraceful display of spiritless has-beenism Iíve ever had the misfortune of suffering through.

TERMINATOR 2

The futuristic year 1997!

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How Mike Got It Down To Just 10 (Again) We Will Never Know Here are the original Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of all time. #10 Dani Filth Weighing in at #10 is our good friend, Dani. Yeah, yeah, we all know Cradle of Filth isnít black metal — they’re more a retarded […]

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