TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME
The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.
DEMOLITION HIGH
The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of being too hung over to turn off.
DARK FORTRESS – Séance
It’s all about what grim conditioner you’re lathering your locks with in the morning.
THE REAL MCKENZIES – 10 000 SHOTS
The Real McKenzies are from Vancouver, BC, otherwise known as Canada, otherwise known as an irrelevant expanse of largely uninhabitable land…
MAYHEM – DE MYSTERIIS DOM SATHANAS
It sounds as if he’s laboring through a crippling, cramp-racked, 46 minute bowel obstruction the likes of which no other human being has endured.
DISSECTION – REINKAOS
The child in me is now dead. Reinkaos is officially the most disgraceful display of spiritless has-beenism I’ve ever had the misfortune of suffering through.
BLOODBATH – NIGHTMARES MADE FLESH
After hearing the single, “Eaten”, from Nightmares Made Flesh, I decided then and there that I didn’t need to hear any more of Bloodbath.
TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME
How mike got it down to just 10, we will never know
