So we will play a game of war, each of us having stacked our deck of cunt cards in advance with the most despicable athletes …

I would like to make a case for the random fellow who takes every Sunday off to go to the game for a bit of innocent punching and stabbing.

By the time of the Denmark vs. Nigeria game rolled around I was sadly still sober, but the stands were packed.

The question of which sport is better, football or football, is one that never seems to be resolved. As globalization and technology ...