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UNDEFEATABLE

The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring

By Phil: December 17, 2009
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KICKBOXER 4: THE AGGRESSOR

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

By Phil: September 17, 2009
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Crank 2: High Voltage

Tough Englishman must keep himself alive by repeatedly shocking himself, all while finding the man who stole his heart. Just like Macbeth.

By Phil: April 21, 2009
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CYBER TRACKER

Can the premise even be articulated? Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big ...
By Phil: April 8, 2009
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IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Uwe Boll is truly a magical and fascinating creature. He’s like a cross between Ed Wood and Post-Blackjack John Woo, ...
By Phil: April 5, 2009
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KICKBOXER 3: THE ART OF WAR

This is a film where the hero kickboxer wears red overalls with nothing else underneath.

By Phil: January 28, 2009