UNDEFEATABLE

The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring

KICKBOXER 4: THE AGGRESSOR

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

Crank 2: High Voltage

Tough Englishman must keep himself alive by repeatedly shocking himself, all while finding the man who stole his heart. Just like Macbeth.

CYBER TRACKER

Can the premise even be articulated? Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big bald fucker that looks like Steve Wilkos. Add a real life kickboxer Don “The Dragon” Wilson as a human who is targeted by the Steve Wilkos which is controlled by his former employers (a senator […]

IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Uwe Boll is truly a magical and fascinating creature. Hes like a cross between Ed Wood and Post-Blackjack John Woo, and hes so pissed off by his reputation that hes actually kickboxed his detractors. Its cocksmanship of the most edgy from a man who is clearly out of his element and mind. Uwe Bolls problem […]

KICKBOXER 3: THE ART OF WAR

This is a film where the hero kickboxer wears red overalls with nothing else underneath.