Breaking News: Tom Benson Dead as of July of 2012

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Tom Benson Dead: Heirs have been faking his life for almost three years.

Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper Sniper

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Routh, Kyle and Mustafa. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

America’s Best Guilty Pleasure TV Shows

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I have a confession: I watch a lot of TV. It takes a brave man to admit that. Go ahead, call me brave. I won’t stop you. You might think a dignified internet writer like myself can’t feel shame, guilt, or regret. Surprise!  If I spend a Friday night watching a bunch of rabid Scandinavians […]

2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux

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I bought a motorcycle helmet at a garage sale, and I don’t own a motorcycle. One man’s safety device is another man’s pretend space helmet.

Martin Folse : Destroyer of the Community.

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Every village has an idiot, but usually that idiot doesn’t own a television station. My village is very special. The local channel that serves my community is owned by one of the most buffoonish men to reside south of I-10. Citizens of my community are regularly given front row seats to witch hunts orchestrated by […]

A Think Piece About Think Pieces That Will Change the Way You Think About Pieces

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Rape, is it good or bad? You probably said…

Clickbait Digest: This Cop Epitomizes Everything Wrong With Police Today

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  Roger Marshall pushed his accelerator a little deeper into the floor as a cold bead of sweat dripped from his temple. He was now dangerously twelve miles over the speed limit. He was street racing again. His opponent, a liter of explosive diarrhea, was tearing around the last bend of his lower intestine just […]

Clickbait Digest: The titillation of ten clicks with the shame of only one!

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You Won’t Believe These Brave Gay Soldiers, Sick Kids, Cantankerous Quarterbacks, T-Pains, Breastfeedings, Outrageous Pro Wrestlers and Butts!

Confession Of A Cat Murderer

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Call the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening

Louisiana’s 6th District Congressional Race: Bumfights Edition

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Man, I really miss Bumfights. Back when the internet was still a baby, some assholes would give low-IQ degenerates money to humiliate themselves by beating the ally-scum off each other in public. Since that was deemed reprehensible and subsequently banned in 2006, the closest thing we have to Bumfights now is your average congressional race. […]