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Still learning how to use a keyboard Ron works at a drinking water plant where nobody knows of his internet semi-fame. Follow him on twitter @LRonMexico

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RUTHLESS SCORED AN INTERVIEW WITH FERGUSON POLICE CHIEF THOMAS JACKSON

by L. Ron Mexico August 22, 2014

L.Ron Mexico caught up with Chief of Police Thomas Jackson to grill him on some of the tactics he has implemented after the Michael Brown shooting. L. RON MEXICO: I think the first thing I want to ask you is, knowing the entire world is looking at you, how can you still fire rubber […]

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I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.

by L. Ron Mexico August 3, 2014

I’m your Christian-Patriot Facebook Friend. Let met tell you a few things about myself: I’m equipped with the fiery hypocro-spite of…

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Quicksilver Movie Review: Kevin Bacon’s Gigli

by L. Ron Mexico June 24, 2014

Quicksilver Movie Review: Imagine an LMFO video where bike messengers with terrible nicknames race against cars between dance offs. Imagine Kevin Bacon playing a failed stockbroker gutter-punking a ten-speed on his way to self-enlightenment. Imagine a world where vague, nonsensical dialogue replaces meaningful human interaction, where cars are for psychos, where one man’s dream of […]

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What Happens At A Timeshare Presentation? Look Into The Mouth Of Hell

by L. Ron Mexico June 4, 2014

We were engulfed in a lake of slime and filth so vile that it would tarnish every amenity promised to us.

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Heaven Is For Real

by L. Ron Mexico April 24, 2014

I believe heaven is laughter, and nothing made me feel closer to God than my bootlegged camcorder copy of Heaven Is For Real.

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You Won’t Believe This Poster for Marine Todd’s Libcrushing New Movie!

by L. Ron Mexico April 6, 2014

This Summer, if you don’t recognize the existence of God, you’re going to be meeting him sooner than you think! Open Carry Pictures presents a film so terrifying, you’re going to want to bring two pairs of your elastic waistband jeans into the theater! Move over Kirk Cameron, a new sheriff is in town. Actually, […]

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L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to Enjoy

by L. Ron Mexico April 3, 2014

Fact: The most satisfying act of revenge is to triumphantly fart at someone’s funeral.

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The Only True Detective Review You’ll Ever Need

by L. Ron Mexico March 13, 2014

In my mind, Marty and Rust went on to become successful P.I. partners, Senator Tuttle eventually got caught molesting Honey Boo Boo, and Melissa Joan Hart lived on to kill again.

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Hackwatch: Darren Sharper is a phony asshole

by L. Ron Mexico February 23, 2014

As a Saints fan, it pains me to say that it appears Darren Sharper is a serial rapist, and I don’t mean he’s got his dick in a box of Captain Crunch. I mean he drugged a bunch of babes and sexually assaulted them like some douchbag perp straight out of Law and Order. Now […]

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L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary He Kept on the Ark and Translates it for the Internet.

by L. Ron Mexico February 21, 2014

The other day, I was hanging out in the swamp, just trying to exaggerate my rural working-class persona and get a reality TV deal, and I stumbled upon a dusty book inside an old pile of wooden wreckage. As it turns out, the book is actually Noah’s diary from his time on the ark! Now […]