About Plexico Gingrich

Still learning how to use a keyboard Ron works at a sewage plant where nobody knows of his internet semi-fame. Follow him on twitter @LRonMexico

L. Ron Mexico

How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends

by L. Ron Mexico May 20, 2013

Facebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone [...]

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The 10 Most Ridiculous 90s Hip Hop Album Covers In L. Ron Mexico’s CD Collection

by L. Ron Mexico May 5, 2013

That’s right, these are the College Boyz and they came to say / they rap hot rhymes like every day. The best thing about this album cover is not the flat tops, the denim shirts, or the guy wearing a high school track and field medal, it’s…

L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping

by L. Ron Mexico March 26, 2013

Designated drivers are like and sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.

Full House TV Show Review

by L. Ron Mexico March 4, 2013

Full House is technically dead, but what if it wasn’t?! What if it didn’t have to die? What if we had some directly related content to keep our melanin at bay! I’ve listed my ideas for Full House spinoffs below…

The Curse of The Micropenised Cop

by L. Ron Mexico February 18, 2013

And I’m not discounting that there are some great cops out there doing great police work, but what I’m saying is…. most of them aren’t and most of them can’t. That’s just the truth. You can take the Christopher Dorner case as an example…

Django Unchained

by L. Ron Mexico January 6, 2013

Not too long ago (geologically speaking), white colored people started marauding around this continent on a genocidal rampage against the natives for not having the common decency to open up any burger chains. Turning a vast continent into a homogenized din of commerce and pollution takes a lot of work, so they imported some black [...]

Over the Top (1987) Review – Part 2

by L. Ron Mexico December 5, 2012

Hey guy, you like big trucks? Sure you do! What about arm wrestling? Crazy about it huh! Well I’ve got the movie for you: Over the Top, starring Sylvester Stallone. With the same tact and skill that Gigli combines Baywatch and the mafia, this flick combines arm wrestling and 18-wheelers. But before we even get [...]

TODDLERS AND TIARAS: HONEY BOO BOO CHILD

by L. Ron Mexico August 29, 2012

What ever happened to America’s collective self control? Some people say that Doritos killed it. Others say Charlie took it from us in Nam. But sometimes I think that we traded it away, traded it for the pleasures of having five chins, four TV’s, and the ability to make red hot farts…all damn night. Welcome [...]

BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

by L. Ron Mexico August 14, 2012

If you’re reading this, chances are your childlike innocence has been taken, maybe by the loss of a loved one, through your own failures, or even by a drunk uncle in a windowless shack. Point being, you’re not a child anymore, no matter how many times you shit your pants or throw up from eating [...]