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Still learning how to use a keyboard Ron works at a drinking water plant where nobody knows of his internet semi-fame. Follow him on twitter @LRonMexico

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You Won’t Believe This Poster for Marine Todd’s Libcrushing New Movie!

by L. Ron Mexico April 6, 2014

This Summer, if you don’t recognize the existence of God, you’re going to be meeting him sooner than you think! Open Carry Pictures presents a film so terrifying, you’re going to want to bring two pairs of your elastic waistband jeans into the theater! Move over Kirk Cameron, a new sheriff is in town. Actually, […]

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L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to Enjoy

by L. Ron Mexico April 3, 2014

Fact: The most satisfying act of revenge is to triumphantly fart at someone’s funeral.

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The Only True Detective Review You’ll Ever Need

by L. Ron Mexico March 13, 2014

In my mind, Marty and Rust went on to become successful P.I. partners, Senator Tuttle eventually got caught molesting Honey Boo Boo, and Melissa Joan Hart lived on to kill again.


Hackwatch: Darren Sharper is a phony asshole

by L. Ron Mexico February 23, 2014

As a Saints fan, it pains me to say that it appears Darren Sharper is a serial rapist, and I don’t mean he’s got his dick in a box of Captain Crunch. I mean he drugged a bunch of babes and sexually assaulted them like some douchbag perp straight out of Law and Order. Now […]


L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary He Kept on the Ark and Translates it for the Internet.

by L. Ron Mexico February 21, 2014

The other day, I was hanging out in the swamp, just trying to exaggerate my rural working-class persona and get a reality TV deal, and I stumbled upon a dusty book inside an old pile of wooden wreckage. As it turns out, the book is actually Noah’s diary from his time on the ark! Now […]



by L. Ron Mexico January 12, 2014

You never hear any positive stories about tornadoes. Why is it nobody has anything nice to say about them? Why does humanity harbor so much fear and hate for these gentle giants? It’s not like we were born hating tornadoes. No baby busts out the belly being a bigoted funnel-fearing Freddy. Chances are, you learned […]

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The Five Most Loathsome Americans Who Flew Under The Radar in 2013

by L. Ron Mexico December 26, 2013

LINDEL TOUPS JR. If there is one thing we love here in Louisiana, it’s prison. Not only are we the prison capital of the United States, we are the prison capital of the world. We incarcerate people at a rate five times that of Iran and thirteen times that of China. One in eighty-six Louisianians […]


L. Ron Mexico’s NBA 2013-2014 Season Preview

by L. Ron Mexico October 27, 2013

“Well, that James Harden trade was a clear victory for the Thunder,” said Senator Ted Cruz.


L. Ron Mexico’s 2013 NFL Preview

by L. Ron Mexico September 6, 2013

For the next two dozen Sundays, men in little helmets will have to smash into each other to satisfy Quetzalcoatl, the ancient Aztec blood god.


We Need More Women Comedians!

by L. Ron Mexico July 26, 2013

Women can’t throw. They just can’t. Everybody knows it. Yes, some of them can employ a strange underhanded windmill toss that strikes out a fellow bad driver on a softball field. That’s good for them, but your average dame couldn’t hit the broad side of Lindy West with a jar of pickles. Note: women can’t […]