Back in the 1980′s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.

Poseidon Farted

A film hasn’t affected me this much since I beat up all those women after watching Million Dollar Baby.

This movie touches me so deeply.

With a name like Stroker Ace, you don’t have many choices in life. You can be a porn star, racecar driver, or gay night club.

America before The Fall

If you’re gonna fuck a baby, at least do it in a cartoon or something.

Ron is a disturbed cracker.

This is a movie where a mad scientist makes a giant centipede out of humans by sewing them ass-to-mouth.

Ruthless Ron Mexico is a soccer fan from the Great American South.