A drug-crazed football star brings a gun onto the field and murders four players during his run for the end zone!

Their spaceship is a gigantic, golden penis.

This is the home of Joe Lon Mackey, one of the most terrifying protagonists
since Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

The master of the infinite entendre.

How could you tell?

I suggest cherishing this novel like an expensive box of chocolate.

None of the above.

When Silk turns 71 he discovers Viagra, and an illiterate college janitor named Faunia Farley who is half his age, igniting a passionate affair…

I can sum up this movie from the quote I heard an eight year old make as we left the theater .

All in all, the show is not too bad… but really, not too good either.