THE LAST BOY SCOUT

A drug-crazed football star brings a gun onto the field and murders four players during his run for the end zone!

THE HUMAN STAIN – PHILIP ROTH

When Silk turns 71 he discovers Viagra, and an illiterate college janitor named Faunia Farley who is half his age, igniting a passionate affair…

A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS – DAVID EGGERS

None of the above.

THE GROUND BENEATH HER FEET – SALMAN RUSHDIE

I suggest cherishing this novel like an expensive box of chocolate.

GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA – DOUGLAS COUPLAND

How could you tell?

FURY – SALMAN RUSHDIE

The master of the infinite entendre.

A FEAST OF SNAKES – HARRY CREWS

This is the home of Joe Lon Mackey, one of the most terrifying protagonists
since Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

THE SCORPION KING

I can sum up this movie from the quote I heard an eight year old make as we left the theater .

ORIGINAL SIN

So it happened, Angelina Jolie had us take a good, long look at her
tits.

STACKED

All in all, the show is not too bad… but really, not too good either.