A drug-crazed football star brings a gun onto the field and murders four players during his run for the end zone!

Their spaceship is a gigantic, golden penis.

When Silk turns 71 he discovers Viagra, and an illiterate college janitor named Faunia Farley who is half his age, igniting a passionate affair…

None of the above.

I suggest cherishing this novel like an expensive box of chocolate.

How could you tell?

The master of the infinite entendre.

This is the home of Joe Lon Mackey, one of the most terrifying protagonists
since Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

I can sum up this movie from the quote I heard an eight year old make as we left the theater .

So it happened, Angelina Jolie had us take a good, long look at her
tits.